Friday, December 01, 2006

Professional Body Remover

Note: This post consists of picture of dead animal.


After 1 month, the Professional Body Remover is called for her services again.


“Professional Killer calling Body Remover. One enemy is identified and terminated. Body is big and fat, either very well-fed or even pregnant. To dispose off immediately. Over and out.”


This is the 2nd body this week. The first body was small and thin. Second was bigger and fatter. Since I am a trained Professional Body Remover, size does not really matter (anything bigger than the Spice cats are excluded). I still remember my first job. My hand was shaking, I didn't even dare to look at the body directly. Removal was done with 2 layers of plastic bag, and was done as fast as I can to get it over with. Now, after more than 10 jobs, I even stopped to take photos, picked up the body with just 1 layer of plastic bag and examined the body. It looked fresh, no blood seen. Well done again, Dog Spice.


Below is a photo of the 2nd body of the week, exactly as I found it.




4 comments:

kiwlm said...

Yikes. Maybe winter want to catch some toy for the spice cats to play with?

You should have put up a sign saying

Rat Free Zone
Enter at your own risk
(if you are a rat)

katztales said...

Poor thing. Hope it was quick!

Bet Winter and the cats are looking very proud :-)

Just Sharlene said...

kiwlm, that is a VERY good idea! Haha...

katztales, it looks quick. Doesn't look like there is any struggle involved. Winter is extremely protective of her territory. Strictly no intruders.

Blondie said...

Hahahaha! It's funny how you can get used to just about anything, eh?